February 2011
I masturbated last night.
Every woman should own a vibrator.
marxisforbros:
I don’t understand how there could be any kind of stigma around it. Masturbation is so widely accepted for men, as are the strange habits and most of the odd paraphernalia that go with it. Why not for women? (That question is rhetorical) If you’ve ever known a guy with a box of tissues in his room or some ‘hand cream’ on his desk, then you should go out and buy yourself a...
January 2011
Anonymous asked: To pick something entirely at random....
Have you ever woken up in a hot sticky mess having had a strange dream about being passionate with an Octopus?? Perhaps an orange one.
<3
Have you ever woken up in a hot sticky mess having had a strange dream about being passionate with an Octopus?? Perhaps an orange one.
<3
themikeyhorrorpictureshow asked: Wanna hang out tonight?
threeglassballoons asked: Oh hey, sexy lady
Be my lover? ;)
Be my lover? ;)
Going to the bar. :)
‘cause I’m an alcoholic.
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
rnguuyen:
it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS. mindfuck.
Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and I need you~
thesetimesarecrazy:
heykelli-youandme:
Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and I need you. Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and I miss you.
Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and now I won…der… If I could fall into the sky Do you think time would pass me by?
Cuz you know I’d walk a thousand miles
If I could just…see…you Tonight.
omjgrvdsokjiuhrfdcw
brb dying.
thisgingerninja:
iexcuseyourvagina:
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ask me have you ever questions, random questions,...
Anonymous asked: have you ever ate a worm
Anonymous asked: have you ever just jammed out dancing and lip syncing in your room alone
Anonymous asked: have you ever been heart broken?
themikeyhorrorpictureshow asked: Hey, I signed up with deviantART. lol ;^))
yes-oui-si asked: Have you ever pretended to be mentally ill in order to secure a seat on a train or similar...?
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this girl is going to kill herself
please tell her she’s beautiful, because she is:
http://i-dont-speak-germanotta.tumblr.com/ask
actionnjacksonn asked: have you ever hooked up with someone a lot older than you?
Watchjustinherrick:
la—bella—vita:
kindracantspell:
LITERALLY CRYING
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE ITS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER. I literally sit here watching it over and over again, unable to breath im laughing so hard.
holy shit, haha
just dying right now. k
actionnjacksonn asked: the picture you have on your page is ptrettttyyy adorable, gotta say =]
Reblog if you want "have you ever..." questions in...
awfulhomesickk:
gonna get zero.
I hope I get some, because I bet I will say yes to almost all of them, unless they’re super insane.
